Archive for the 'Silly' Category
Midnight.
You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you’re apt to keep very unusual habits. Whether you’re a night owl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence – you like to experiment with your lifestyle. Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking [...]
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Acting his age.
At a wine bar recently:
Me: “If you could have dinner with any three people, living or dead, who would you choose?”
Him: “You go first.”
Me: “Okay. Carrie Brownstein, Thomas Jefferson and Katharine Hepburn. Your turn.”
Him: “Malcolm X, John Adams and Audrina Partridge, naked. OW!”
Me: -I frowned and scowled at him.-
Him: “Okay, you’re right. I’m sorry. I [...]
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Top searches on Lux
WordPress has a feature that lets you know what people were searching for when they clicked on to your blog. For the last couple of weeks mine have been these two phrases:
ezln, porn industry san fernando valley
Draw your own conclusions, kids.
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The WTF blanket
Okay, by now I’m sure you’ve seen the infomercial for the Snuggie blanket? If you haven’t, go to this website now so you can see what I’m talking about.
Do people actually buy this sh*t?!
Anyway. Lots of parodies of this infomercial have cropped up. This one is the best:
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Anne sent me an e-mail a couple weeks ago asking if I wanted to go to Carnaval. Prior to Saturday, my only knowledge of Carnaval was that it was a crazy celebration that some of my friends in college attended…and they didn’t wear any clothes. I like a party as much as the next girl, [...]
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Snicker, snicker, snicker
“Sniggering at double entendres is a loved and time-honored tradition in this country,” Carol Midgley wrote in The Times of London. Ed Hurst, a co-author, with Rob Bailey, of “Rude Britain” and “Rude UK,” which list arguably offensive place names — some so arguably offensive that, unfortunately, they cannot be printed here — said that [...]
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Me: I just feel like we hardly ever have serious conversations or talk about deep things.
Him: Well, what do you want to talk about?
Me: I dunno. Religion, politics, anything.
Him: Alright. Let’s start.
Me: Okay. You go first.
Him: Who do you think got more ass, Burt Bacharach or Robert Goulet?
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Partying with Canadians
Last Friday night some friends came to Austin from San Marcos and Houston to hang out downtown. One of them, Clint, brought a harem of women with him that were visiting from…Wisconsin? Actually, one of them goes to school in Boston and the other were going to school in Wisconsin. I think. Okay. I don’t [...]
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My lovely co-workers and I got into an interesting conversation on the way back from a lunch outing today. It started with baby names. A colleague told the story of a kid born in Lubbock with the name “!”. Urban legend? I think not. We joked that this person, !, is probably super loud and [...]
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Tags: Good days
Jean-Claude Van Ew.
My best friend in 7th grade, Maile Daniels, was obssessed with Jean-Claude Van Damme. She seriously thought he was so cute. I thought that was wierd then, and I especially think it’s wierd now in light of recent events. I read his interview with Newsweek (Drummond gets a subscription delivered to his classroom and brings [...]
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Tags: fun, mindless entertainment


